Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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