i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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