i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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