I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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