I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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