Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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