It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
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Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize