Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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