ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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