he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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