Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
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I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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