I understand Curling. That high.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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