it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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