I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Small penises have feelings too.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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