Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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