Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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