it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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