Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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