Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
