no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.