if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny