So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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