Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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