So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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