:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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