That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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