There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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