Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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