i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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