real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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