But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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