I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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