This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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