Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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