I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on