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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.

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  again?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?

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  i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.

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  Please never have kids.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  BRING THE BAGELS

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