Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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