I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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