why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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