just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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