3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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