The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
