yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm at about main and main street
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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