I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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