As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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