My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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