I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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