I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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