the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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