dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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