I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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