i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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