question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Randomize
