I want to have your abortion
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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