it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
There's always time for handjobs
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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