I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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