we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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